One young woman replies to another

"She has to hold more cheeseboards".

I imagined a waitress with platters of cheese all the way up her arm and one on her head!

What were they talking about?

A walk through active forestry

Thinned trees,

Cut, sawn, stacked neat

Down under the sunlit cattle

to the boggy lane below

Making mud pies at Godolphin

A group of younger children playing mud pies, one smartly-dressed girl says "You're weird, do you want to talk to my therapist, it's £5." Another girl replied "No I don't want to talk your therapist"…

Overheard; on a street corner a group of boys, two with hoods,  a very thin, starved-looking lad says "last time, last time I got seven years because they locked me in the house and stood me…"